- me: wears pajamas
- me: showers
- me: changes into clean pajamas
Sunday May 19 @ 11:07amso i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
Sunday May 19 @ 10:27am“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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That’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via simply-quotes)
Sunday May 19 @ 10:18am
Friday May 17 @ 12:27pmchanging from jeans to pajama pants
- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
